Crazy CFNM Night

August 3rd, 2006

“You’re butt naked, have a vicious hard-on and you’re all out of blowjobs - jerk that cock, sucker!” - Sarah + girlfriends to her horny husband.

Phew - I’m happy to tell you all I had one hell of a weekend with more Cfnm action than one sexy little British bitch like me should be allowed! I haven’t got the time to give you all the details but highlights include:

- Going on Friday night - not to a Cfnm stripper party! - and ending up in this crowded night club where we (the Slut Squad) suddenly finds our sexy little selves in the VIP area with more than one fairly well-known British celebrity present!

- Seducing sexy male celebrity and making him join me in the ladies room half-naked where I jerk him off, true Cfnm style!

- Before making him cum I teased him real good though which made him get into a state of mind that was somewhere between extremely frustrated/angry and on the verge of crying! Lady Sonia would be proud!

- The quote from the start of this post was spewed from my vile mouth Saturday night when I invited the slut squad over for a little party which (after a few too many body tequilas!) turned into an all-out Cfnm festivity starring my husband as the *lucky* victim of our vicious female domination urges!

I gotta leave now but what do you think of my Cfnm weekend?! Also I think I’m buying a strap-on soon because I’ve really fallen in love with how my Lady Sonia handles herself with one. I’ll keep you updated on that one though don’t expect more regular postings on here since I’m soooo busy on the job and everything - :sigh: the modern city life can be almost as bitchy as me on 8 tequila shots ;) !

My CFNM Party Adventure Yesterday

March 11th, 2006

Happy Saturday to you!

I survived another wild CFNM party adventure yesterday and I don’t even have a hardcore headache - Sarah, you’ve been a good girl lol! I’m not sure though that good girls have the kind of fun I had with Mr. Male Stripper yesterday :P .

It was a pretty bloody wild CFNM party really; the place was packed but that just made it super cozy and everyone was in a fantastic mood it seemed. Some of the younger women there actually seemed a bit too wild to only have downed a couple of beers - I won’t ever touch any drug myself but on the other hand I don’t have a problem with people who use them recreationally and these ladies certainly added more energy to the CFNM party!

The male strippers were super hot and it didn’t take too long for one of the ecstacy ladies I mentioned above to grab a creamy stripper cock and do some old school bone sucking. Rita, who’s one of my regular CFNM party girlfriends, was quick to grab another stripper by the hand and drag him over to our table and we pretty much had him all to ourselves the whole night!

He was very muscular and we did some funny blowjob positions - picture a 69 position but vertical! It was pretty intense to blow his boner upside-down but it was damn sexy too since he also managed to do a little rug munching while my snatch was hanging right in front of his face!

But the highlight of the night wasn’t really going on at our table; oh no it was the E-ladies who really went overboard at this CFNM party. They got another stripper over to their table, two ladies spreading legs on the table and the Male Strippers ramming their fannies right there! It was pretty damn hot to look at and I’m sure quite a few women in the room wet their panties because of this live porn.

It was definitely another fantastic CFNM party adventure and I can’t wait to go again soon! And I’ll of course keep you up-to-date on my CFNM life. I got some special plans for this blog that I’ll reveal soon - it should be pretty exciting stuff for all  you CFNM fans so stay tuned and check out all the CFNM links I’ve added lately!

*Your CFNM Party Adventure Slut*

What My Night Might Look Like

March 10th, 2006

Hello to you and happy weekend! It’s finally Friday again and I’m all pumped up because me and the girls are going out tonight to a CFNM party! I’m just about to go finish my make-up and then head down to the local pub before we take a bus to the CFNM location - I can’t wait!!! I just thought it would be funny to illustrate for you all how I might be spending the night - pictures are all from Cheaters Uncovered, one of the best Drunk Hen’s Night Out CFNM sites! Here we go…

CFNM Strip

- We’ve just arrived on the scene and already he’s bringing out the cream! Bloody hell this is gonna be one wicked night!

Cream on stomach

- Excuse me sir, I think you dropped something on your stomach; let me help you get it off *slurp!*

CFNM Blowjob

- Ah what the heck - I want more cream and I think I know where you’re hiding it *insert cock sucking sounds!*

And that’s it! Go create your own CFNM stories @ Cheaters Uncovered and have a nice weekend! I’ll probably put up a report of how my latest CFNM adventure went either tomorrow (if the hangover let’s me!) or Sunday. Oh yeah and before I forget please do check out my Review of Lady Sonia, a super CFNM Femdom site that I’ve been a happy member of for some time now! That’s it, I’m out for my CFNM adventure!

*Your CFNM Slut*

Bachelorette Party Ideas

February 1st, 2006

In the spirit of CFNM I decided to put together a list of the top 5 things to do at a Bachelorette Party! Follow the steps below for the ultimate Bachelorette Party experience!
1. You have to get a male stripper over! Reasearch into the various guys/companies who offers these services and get someone hot and who understands “what women really wants”!

2. Extreme amounts of spiffy drinks to get the bachelorette party rolling is a must!

3. The lady needs to learn how to handle a condom so definitely make her roll one onto that stripper!

4. Now that she’s already rolled it on why not have some fun? Take turns at jacking off Mr. Naked Stripper!

5. Bring out the cream and go CRAZY!

I can report that these points works really well; I was at Bachelorette Party for one of my girlfriends last weekend and I Rocked the Casbah with the above battle plan! Have fun at your next Bachelorette Party and remember you only live once - what do you have to lose? ;)

*Your CFNM Slut*

Wild College Parties

January 29th, 2006

Did you too attend an American college? For me it was my first introduction to sex but it sure also were the smuttiest of times! When I think back, it was actually CFNM parties that were held at those times. 3/4 of my college were girls and out of the 1/4 of guys there were only 20 or so we would consider having sex with!

The night where I lost my viginity was the craziest of all our wild college parties. I mean, around 15 girls having a slumber party and then 5 guys (all on the HOT-HOT list!) comes over and crashes the party with stripping. I was pretty shy at the time and one of the guys were totally onto me - he wanted my snatch that night and danced right into my face!

He eventually stripped down to his boxers and since I had quite a bit of alcohol in my blood I thought to myself “this is gonna be the night”! We wandered off to my room and I got my flower plucked for the first time ;) . He was very gentle though and we had a fiery relationship over the next months.

Ahh, young love is such a precious thing! We broke up when I found him with some random slut at another wild college party; my heart was only broken for a week, then I hooked up with another fine sex machine :P !

Please do comment if you also have some memories from wild college parties you would like to share!

*Your CFNM Slut*

The Fun of CFNM

January 19th, 2006

For me the fun in CFNM is 3 things:

The excitement of the moment meaning the adrenaline kick from either being naughty with a male stripper or commanding my husband around!

The lust and passion in CFNM - it makes you feel that you’re really living in the same way that alcohol can give you extremely intense moments!

And finally the total naughtiness of it! It’s pure kinky stuff, letting your wild, sexual energies go loose and not having to worry about your job, your money, your kids, your husband or anything else! The greatest escape from reality when you need to cut loose is CFNM orgies or a domme situation at home.

Why do you find enchanting about CFNM? :)

*Your CFNM Slut*

How I Got Started On CFNM

January 18th, 2006

Hi all, just a quick little post here at the Real CFNM Blog from me :) . I really wanted to tell you how I discovered CFNM parties and the whole CFNM culture. Me and my spouse already had BDSM sex but it was just more general stuff like a little whipping, a little spanking, a little shouting orders and so on.

Oh where was I now? Yes, how I got started on CFNM. Well, one day as I was surfing some rather naughty pages I caught this ad that said: “Exclusive CFNM DVD’s On Sale - Get Yours Now!”. I thought to myself “CFNM what the heck does that stand for?” and curiously clicked the link, ordered the DVD and here we are two years later with a Real CFNM Blog and all!

In the mean time I’ve signed up for pretty much every CFNM site online, I’ve attended numerous CFNM events with other lusty women with an urge for stripper dick (lol!) and even aspired to total wicked-dom in the bedroom which my spouse enjoys immensely! CFNM has done a whole lot for me and that’s why I wanna spread the word of this great phenomenon - and what better way to do it than online with a blog?

If you’re an active CFNM’er I would love to hear your story; how did you get started, what have you tried etc.! Send me an email through my contact form or post a comment please :) - thanks and sleep tight!
*Your CFNM Slut*

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